Ladies and Gentlemen... Thank you for joining our tour... If you'll look out your left window, you will see a MORON...

Today's Quote:
"Elaine should really get away from these guys. She is bogged down by this trio of morons. She just needs healthy relationship."
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Ok... am I wrong or are there complete morons everywhere I go?

Today, for example, I was on the train... and instead of acting gracious, this over-indulged ass monkey starts coughing and coughing like he has the plague... and unlike any normal person with at least a modicum of social graces HE DID NOT COVER HIS MOUTH!!

Then I was walking at a nice pace through Harvard Square (trying to get to the Red Line) and this Brittany-Jessica-Lindsay-Olsen Twins looking thing steps out of the Garage right into oncoming foot traffic... and instead of either stepping out of the way or walking with the people, she chose to stand and look up at the sky... I mean she was looking up a the friging sky... during rush hour in a busy section of the city!! What is the deal with these morons????

Have they no clue that they are morons? Do they not realize that there are social norms that people follow in order to keep things in order? That people need to use these norms to keep the order?? Grrr...... it's not like it's hard...

Here are rules 1 through 5

1. On an escalator - standers stay to the right, and walkers go to the left
2. In an elevator if you are standing near the buttons, you should offer to push the buttons for people as the enter
3. If you are holding hands while walking down the street, either stand close together so faster walkers can go around, or be prepared to play an involuntary game of Red Rover!
4. At Starbuck... it is IMPERATIVE that you both remember your name, and your order so you don't try to take someone elses's drink (early morning commuters my kick your ass for this violation)
5. If you sneeze or cough - COVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

-me